Thursday, June 16, 2011

Pearl Islands Ep 1

Sorry I couldn't find the Video in parts. I'll have my comments up on friday hope you enjoy this. It is one of the greatest first episodes and seasons. Please have coments if you want in by Wednesday at midnight mountain centural time to dark.green.leafs@gmail.com also I'm going to be out of town from Saturday to Wednesday with no enternet so this first week will be slow also there will be no updates during that time. Sorry for the slowness.  

Coming Soon Wednesday June 15th 2011

Coming Soon
Brittny's Day Off

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Week Five & The Winner Is Revealed

If you want to find out what season won you'll have to read the entire post to get to it.


Week Five


Monday


That's Why Right Now To The Disco I Go
Vs
We We We So Excited


On Monday evening I was looking at Facebook and stumble upon this little beauty the caption my friend had put on the video was that this is Norway's Rebecca Black. Me being not so much a RB hater but I respect the fact that some music is just funny and not much more I had to watch and may I just was amazingly horribly funny. Let me know witch is worse, more funny and witch one you think is a more auto-tuned.










Tuesday


Oh The Torture
On Tuesday for young men's we had a fundraiser. We sold dinners of hot dogs or hamburgers with chips, watermelon, and a drink. The young men were the entertainment for the evening we all dis a sorta man v food thing. The challenges were as follows.
Caden 8 hot dogs in 5 min
Trevor An entire large pizza
Hunter Two bags of gold fish
Guy a butt load of Mac and cheese in french bread loaf bread bowl
Jacoby 8 patty burger
As everyone is picking there thing on Sunday I'm thinking they're going to make me do something and I'm a little guy so it can't be crazy and I eat as health as I can so I wanted it to be health. And I know a would never here the end of it if I said salad or something so, what did I come up with? An entire watermelon. And I swear no sooner then I said it everyone gos mad. Every single person is in shock that I think I can do this. Back to Tuesday now I'm up and I'm starting off strong I'm going and in know time I'm half done and I'm feeling good I'm 3/4 of the way done and I hit a wall I'm literally taking bites that babies would be ashamed of. In the end I did it I ate the entire watermelon. Unfortunately I could not stand up straight but, I never through up, I may have visited the restroom a lot but I didn't through up.


Wednesday


Happy People Don't Kill There Husbands
Any one who has ever seen legally blond should recognize that quote as Elle's defense as to why there client didn't murder her husband. And I quote.
Exercise releases endorphins
Endorphins make you happy
Happy people don't kill there husband
And in case you're wondering this post is or at least wasn't supposes to be about legally blond I just happened to go on a nice jog that day and that quote came to mind


Thursday


Happy Birthday Gillian(I Swear I Didn't Plan All These B-days)
This is getting ridiculous there need to be less people. That's not to say I would give up a single relationship but just put there births farther apart. But onto Gillian. A year ago I don't know that I would have gotten an invite from Gillian and I don't know that I would have said yes either, now I can say that even if teasing her is still my favorite thing ever she is one of my best and closest friends. At her party we had homemade chips and salsa, cheese cake played a weird how much do you know about everyone game and spoon and then I got everyone to go geochaceing. I do want to apologize, when we were eating no matter what I said I was talking about something not everyone could talk about. It was how ever so much fun we may even have a camp fire soon just because of how much fun it was.


Friday


Today Nothing Was L.A.C.ing
Excuse the pun but, on Friday I went to the Logan Acuatic Center (L.A.C.) with my cousin Jenny to help watch her and our cousins shelly who is outa towns kids I think over ten kids three adult if you count me as an adult and in that situation I do. One of the best parts was that coincidentally a big bunch of my friends were there. My BFF Lexie was there and with out any asking decided to help me with the kids I was assigned. It was so much fun spending the day with her and all my little cousins.


Saturday


I Look Like A Sausage To That Lion...A Sausage With Braids, And That's Not Very Comforting.
Have you ever watched Duel Survival on Discovery because if not your missing out. It is one of the few non Survivor survival shows. It is so over done but the two guys crack me up here a vid of the episode with that quote if you have time watch it all if not go to about 4 min 30 sec and you'll get a good impression.




Sunday

Rudolf
My niece Avery took a tumble down the stairs but she says it better then I can so here a link

also the funny part isn't that she tumbled but that her nose is just bright red

Now last but by all means not least The winner of the Survivor Review Poll with 3 of 15 votes is 


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Ill try to have the vids up by Friday and Ill give you a chance to watch and send in thoughts to my email dark.green.leafs@gmail.com It would be nice if for those of the readerswho haven't watched this season to send in non spoiler comments so I don't have to edit them just a simple cut and paste thanks and lets all enjoy one of the best seasons of Survivor

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Monday, June 13, 2011

Coming Soon Monday June 13th 2011

Coming Soon
Let's Rewind

Come On People

Readers it's the 13th that means you have two day to hit 500 views to be on schedule with the 1000 veiws before The end of June. I should comend you for crushing The month of may in 11 days also we have 8 of the 10 followers I wanted before July but we've got 2 to go se if you've ever thought about following or even if you have only ever laughed or smiled at one thing you should follow. To end it looks like I'll be reveiwing the pearl islands but there's still a day to vote so if your really pulling for a season get your friends to vote. I'm not above saying that's cool:) have a good one one and hello in the UK

Coming Soon Sunday June 12th 2011

Coming Soon
Rudolf

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Week Four

There coming out more regularly I think I would like to thank all of you who have voted on the Survivor poll and please even if this is the first you have ever herd of Survivor PLEASE VOTE if I can see that there is enough interest I will put you tube vids of the show. So please Vote. Now on to the main event.


Week Four (The Week With No Coming Soons So If It Seems More Disjointed Than Usual, Sorry) 

Monday

Waking In Foreign Lands  
Missy was gone and I was in her room and it was my first night there. I had a great nights sleep. The best part of it all is that even now that its been my room for two weeks I still every once and awhile walk in to my old room and then have to go to my new room.


Tuesday


You Got Your Fruit In My Gum Wait That's Not Fruit!!!
As of late Mom's new favorite kind of gum is the new Mentos Squeeze Gum. It's regular Mentos fruit gum but with "fruit" bits in side. After picking me up from Drivers Ed, Mom offered me some and I've had it before and I usually will dump out the "fruit" inside the gum but I forgot to. The "fruit comes out and it's good but just not a good texture. It made me laugh that I had forgotten something like that.

Wednesday

Thank You To A Lady Named Chad.
A few weeks ago I got my Lerner's permit, lets just say it was "stressful" at best. First off we went in two different times because of when they close and when I took it I technically failed. Yep that's right I failed, but when I went to talk to the very very nice lady at the testing desk (she had one of those voices that only nice people have kind of a mix between southern bell and a three year old but in a good way) we went over the questions and she looked at one question and said
"Oh! That's not a fair question. I'm marking that right!"
So I have my permit and how is this for awesome, when I went to go to the car where dad was supposedly waiting he was gone. Oh, and did I mention that he had my phone since I couldn't have it in the testing area. Turns out he went to get chickens that he has wanted for years and not told anyone he was getting. That's right NO ONE:)

Thursday

Bock Bock Bock
As stated above we now have chickens. Five little Rhode Island Reds, and as these pictures show we have been getting along very nicely.






 


We have
Matt (Chris and I both thought that dad had said that it was a boy but we don't really know so sometime we call him Chub Nub)Note Chris only named him Matt because of how much I disliked Matt Elrod from this season of Survivor

Gretchen (The name of the first person to ever make the Merge but not be on that Jury of Survivor also the 2nd vote off of Survivor Borneo that I acutely care that they went home. The First was Sonja but I think most of us know why I would name an animal that)

Spot (She has the most spots plain and simple)

Ginger (She is that most reddish or ginger of them all also the nickname of my favorite teacher in the whole
world Jenifer "Ginger" Hyde)

Baldy/Cirie (Her name was Baldy because her head had no spots so she looked bald but this week some head feathers popped up so that name was a no go and Cirie Fields is one of the greatest players to ever play the game of Survivor so...) 

Friday

Park City More Like Pack 5 Kids Around A Hotel All Day City =)
I went to Park City on Friday to watch Jenny's kid while she my mom my brother my uncle and I guess step-aunt (if there is such a thing) had a cabinet meeting for work. (Yes that's right I'm related to all of the cabinet members of the office) Jenny has five kids Des, Brooke, Syd, and the twins Madison and Savanna. I would be baby sitting them all day with what little help I could Squeeze out of Chris. After a lot of stinky diapers, stinkier children's programing, a lack luster game of chess, lunch, a whole lot a love, fun, and what I think ended up being longer then a nine to five day(great movie by the way) everyone came back to the hotel and we went for diner at a great place that's name escapes me. Jenny or any one that needs a baby sitter if you're reading this I would love to do it again any time.

Saturday

Trek Saturday
So Trek is in about a week and we just learned who are "families" are. I got put in with a good friend of mine's real parents. After breakfast a good shout talk by a LDS film guy we were given out "families" and sent to meet each other and work of "family" flags. Our "mom" had the idea to put TREK-kies and have every one do a hand print of the weird star trek hand thing. It also says Live long in the gospel ... and Prosper in Faith. Its pretty good seeing as my idea was to write on the flag that word FLAG.

Sunday
Roasted Veggies and Spaghetti...Oh And Of Coarse SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So every family has there Sunday traditions for some its going on a walk others its every one comes over for diner. Well ever since our trip to Tijuana last Christmas when I introduced mom to survivor(she only watched at first because she falls asleep to TV at home and I offered my Ipod that only had survivor on it)we have been watching Survivor almost every Sunday while making diner as of late dad has been joining us because he got way ahead of mom and had to stop when there where no more DVDs giving mom a chance catch up, and since I'm the only one who knows how to find them on You Tube dad can't watch with out us. I love us=).  

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Coming Soon Saturday June 11th 2011

Coming Soon
I Look Like A Sausage To That Lion...A Sausage With Braids, And That's Not Very Comforting.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Hey Guys

Okay so lately I've been looking at the stats for the blog and I have a challenge for you Im thinkin if we can get a 1,000 page views and 10 followers before the end of June that would be pretty cool. We have 1/2 of the followers and over 1/4 of the views so tell your friends about the blog and if you feel so inclined follow the blog it's easy enough. Thanks let's see if we can do it there may something in it for you too. Thanks and make a great day!


Ps I can't review five seasons of survivor so if your even kinda interested you should vote

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Coming Soon Tuesday June 7th 2011

Coming Soon
Oh the torture

Coming Soon Monday June 6th 2011

Coming Soon
That's why right now to the Disco I go.
Vs
We We We So Excited.

Week Three

I'm trying to get these out sooner =) I'm also going to do someone new i'll add a poll to the left side bar, to get threw the summer with out any Survivor I want to do old season recaps so the poll will ask what season I should do and I'll go from there and I think if something I really love i.e. Survivor was more attached to the blog they might come out more regularly and on time. But in other news here we go,


Week Three


Monday
Paula Poundstone


Paula Poundstone is a comedian that often appears on the one news podcast I listen to "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" "The NPR News Quiz Show" and as far as I'm concerned she is the funniest person that they have on there. Now because its public radio theirs not really a lot of swearing but I don't really know about her other stuff so maybe check her out before buy a CD and listening to her in front of the kids or parents. Really what I'm trying to get at is Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is funny


Tuesday
First Comment!!!
On Tuesday Blogger notified that I had a comment that I needed to read before it could be published and is read as such
it's just lisa said...






hey ty guy! i love survivor!! but i always watch it online a day or two... or three after it shows on tv. so after i watch it i will be coming here to see what you think of the show!!


ps butt has two t's :) lol




Well thanks Lisa and may I just ask why you aren't you my fifth follower=)
and to all of you out there that is also my only comment so get on the ball and comment also I know about you German, Malaysian, and Israel listeners and may I just say how cool it is to have you reading.

Wednesday
End of an Era (More Like Rein of Terror)

Wednesday was either L banquette or the candle light ceremony at Logan High and Missy being a senor attended. Missy and I rarely see one and other with her having to put it lightly a hectic schedule. When we do see one and other to put it lightly it's hectic. There can be hitting, name calling, and a lack of patience and that just when one of us says Hi" to the other. The fact is still that (insert cliche here) We love each other no matter what.

Thursday
Yearbook Signing

First off may I say that this school year has been a craptasticly fantastic year. I met two more teachers that like survivor and this time I like both of them(don't get me started of last years survivor watching social reject of teacher)(wow that was really rude and funny all at the same time (= ) But best of all I get an old friend back. Kat and I have not always been good friends or really friends very much. This year is great because we are again. Yearbook signing day always has been a day to finally realize that the year was over. The day started off with dad taking me to school since I forgot to get a ride since Missy had graduation practice that morning. I got there just before classes were let out so I got the stamp from the financial Secretary that i didn't have any more fees and I was the forth person to get there year book witch is awesome because four is my lucky number. I went through the day getting friends and teachers signatures and laughing when I had someone sign that we were always friends and knowing that I had just put in there own that it was nice of them to be my friend on our scout trips(Wow I must be on one, that is kinda mean too)

Friday
Schools Over?!?!?
Simple Enough SCHOOLS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best part of it all I slept in oh the beauty of it all.

Saturday
Happy Birthday Chuck, Madvana, and Savason!!! (Now its not even De Javu it's just normal)
Also The Farmers Market.

So technically Friday was Chuck birthday but it seemed simpler to push the two birthdays together. But on Friday Kristi had a campfire cook out in there back yard for his birthday and it was a lot of fun. Especially when mom and I made the three Homer family salads in under two hours. :) And for you friends that read the blog Madvana and Savason are not real names but the mash up name I use for Jenny's twins Savanna and Madison. They turned one on Saturday and I never got to see them on there birthday but they're so much that they get to be in here too anyway. And now the farmers market is awesome I love the food, the crazy lady who puts the yarn octopus on your shoulder when your not looking. Its all great fun except for the weather if someone could work on that, that would be gr8. =).

Sunday
She's Gone :) Oh She's gone :(

I know what your thinking "Wow a member of your family must of died or something and he was happy at first, that's just sick." Well you would be wrong my friends Missy has moved out and now lives with Kristi. The bright spot in it all is I have her gigantic room now.:)

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Week Two

I once again just would like to apologise for the lateness 
Monday

Ingrown toenail gone
It took over a year, multiple infections, rounds and rounds of antibiotics, pain, blood, chunks of nail, foot soaks, silent moans when people would step on my foot, and lets not forget that I went through the slums and danger of Tijuana, Mexico twice doing labours work all with an ingrown toenail. We went to a podiatrist in north Logan and he numbed me up and before I new it, it was gone and it hurts but the skin is growing and the pain is a good pain knowing its going to go away.

Warning Picture below is extremely gross




Those are post surgery so you know what kind of pain and grossness it was.


Tuesday


Clean Room
I cleaned my room =). It looks really nice and unfortunately I have to disrupt it to move to Missy's (it's really not that unfortunate because Missy's room is probably two and a half times the size of mine of oh sad to bad)


Wednesday


Pizza Pie Cafe
I got a text from my sister on Wednesday asking if anyone wanted to go to Pizza Pie Cafe with her, her husband, and baby and of coarse I said yes because PPC is awesome and Avery (my sister's daughter) is the cutest girl baby ever. This was followed by a trip to Macey's to get a photo for Missy and coke for a friend of mine. (This was in exchange for, her being the amazing artist that she is, recreating all the survivor logos can I just say I love her)


Thursday
Clean Room
As much fun as the cleaning part of the cleaning is...The product ROCKS. I now have Missy's room but that room sparkled when I was in it.

Friday
Beach Dance
I loved Beach Week and to end the great week was the Beach Dance. I wasn't going to go originally, I was actually at the new pirates movie and may I just say AWESOME. I got a call from Missy during the movie and told her to text me and she said that I should come to the Beach Dance. She wouldn't tell me why but, I decided to go anyway and it ended up just being that she wanted me to come:) I got there and found her she basically told me to go find my own friends. I found my friend Kat ( the AMAZING artist ) and we danced the only way we know how, like the total white people that we are. When Missy decided to leave she was just going to take me home but instead she decided that I was cool enough to go with her to Macey's for ice cream but it was closed but we went to Twizlberry instead and may I say once again AWESOME.

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jeremy (de javu) is That How You Spell That
Surprise!!!!! Happy Birthday Jeremy!!!!! We had a surprise birthday party for Jeremy that weekend. So much fun, Brittny had planned it all, she had gotten him a grill and the party was going to be a barbecue with both families (Brittny's side and Jer's side). The best part of it all was that we got everyone there all the food out side and everything and the rain roles on in. Fortunately it didn't last for more then 5 min and everything was okay. Jer get there and was floored that brittny was able to keep every thing from him. Then I remembered that I had water balloons, so what I would do is fill it up big time and then I would go up to the deck and through it off and it would splash everywhere, so cool.

Sunday 
Sleeping at Six
Two words SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  Tired 
I honestly sat down to play a game on my phone and before I knew it I was asleep